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Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:22am by isantorin

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Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:20am by JohnnyAppleseed

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