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Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16841) - you totally deserved it (2912)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:20am by JohnnyAppleseed

I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:22am by isantorin

I agree with this, actually.

#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:08am by blufindr

Haha, this is awesome, actually!

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:21am by JulzKay

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#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:05am by dudeitsdanny

Good on ya. Just cos your older doesn't mean you should stop doing kiddy stuff for fear of looking stupid

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by Jonno8825

never tried that
it's probably awesome lol
don't feel bad

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:24am by XxCoolPersonxX

Get over it. That's not even bad. Having a sense of humour is never a bad thing.

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:28am by jchansfan

just the kid coming out in you...and if it made you happy, good for you:)

#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:29am by tashi

I think that's awesome. And now I want to try it too.

#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:29am by fireandice27

wow man. that sucks! fyl!!

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:38am by Jeef27

aww poor baby

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:34am by kewl92

How is this an FML?
Whatever works for you, man. ;)

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:35am by Srain

Good for you mate..

#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:39am by crazyindian20

No one'll judge you. I watch snuggie infomercials on days like that. Have a better day!

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:41am by FaddiusPrime

Hey, as long as it works, why not? Hang in there...

#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:46am by MissTryst

IWTC.^^^

#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:05am by JVCA

This is just a couple of steps back of FML into the realm of the adorable.

#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:06am by Overcast117

Why is that supposed to be bad. Laughter (and smiles) are infectious.

#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by famajah

Voted YDI because you deserve to feel happy. :)

#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by JVCA

aw yeah i agree 100% with this comment !

#45 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:34am by jloveee

And..? Um, yeah, this is really retarded.

#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am by i_stay_anonymous

I'd hate to see what you do to your food when you're horny.

Send me the vids when you're done.

#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:29am by Peroxide

Reading this made me smile. If your life is effed, at least you've made someone else's better!

#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:38am by xtraonionsnomayo

well, this is an FML because he smiled back and then tried to strike up a conversation and fell in love. The way to a man's heart is through his tummy. =)

Op: Do you come here often.
SMILE.
Op: You sure are sizzling... how do you like your eggs?
SMILE
Op: Fuck you breakfast, fuck you.

And that Op is why you do not play with your food, you will come to realize they only want you to eat them out, then they get inside you, then its all crap from there. You have two days of gas and trying to remember if the smile was worth the indigestion. Then they are gone and you move on.


Also, breakfastphilia is not cool--its like worse than necrophilia... but tastier.

#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:39am by RubixMonkey

A lot of people wish they had their inner child back. Yours never seems to have left, so you have something a lot of people would like to have. This is not a bad thing. I'm 28, this is the kind of thing I might do. I'm probably going to have an inner child for life too, so yeah, this is NOT a negative thing.

#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am by Nemephosis

Umm... it's not FML because you actually capable of being happy about the small things in life. In these times, people no appreciation for simple things and expect more to find happiness in their lives. We should all find appreciation for all the small things in life, bacon or not.

#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:48am by chuji

Whatever works for you mate! You should be thankful, this'll save you tons of shrink-money!

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:15am by _Noon_

Aw, that's cute. Not an FML imo. Try to get a more positive outlook on life.

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:17am by bananamanama

Nothing wrong with being easily amused.

Makes me wanna do that with my breakfast tomorrow actually. Problem is I don't have the stomach to eat it all! XD

#32 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:19am by Luckster

lol I think it's all good :)

#34 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:28am by jessamyn_it_is

I Think That's Cute :) xx

#35 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:47am by OhMyGodOx

we are all children sometimes, especially men, there's nothing bad about it because it's natural. I shouldn't have clicked "FYL".

#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:00am by Saluton

why was "especially men" necessary?

#39 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:14am by tommygunkid

LMAO IMHO YDI FYL!! SMH

#37 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:04am by VirtuallyUnbreak

I'm sorry, but whats wrong with this again?

#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:08am by jaip234

This is 100% okay man :) Little things can give us joy, and smiley breakfasts are one of them! If I ate breakfast, I'd do this too. I'll have to settle for arranging the empty beer cans into a smiley face. Yours is easier to like. :)

#40 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:15am by PeggGirl

I went to IHOP tonite and I ordered a Smiley Face, so don't feel too bad. We all have an inner child inside of us.

#41 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:20am by SenGaeriel

I want to join you. :D

#42 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:20am by SneakyDeath

that's awesome

#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:27am by heyhookers

You're adorable.

#44 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:32am by IMB916

Agreed, we'd accept you there =) You'll be much happier

#49 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:22am by PunkPoppit

yayyyyy

#50 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:44am by SmilesAlotXD

it worked!!!! enjoy

#51 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:00am by Imranaziz

but that's good no? You're happy... :) enjoy

#52 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:19am by beritis

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