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Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4098) - you deserved it (26327)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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