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Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks (2983) - you totally deserved it (21071)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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how clever of you!

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:21am by velvel

YDI you spaz. Ask your roommates to ask before taking your food and grow the fuck up.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by AndreaHatesYou1

yeah! who the fuck is greedy over water geez.

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:55am by Zezing

I think OP was more or less pissed of with the concept that people were taking her shit, water just being an example of one of these. Stealing is stealing, the Bible says no!

#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:49am by alicexox

10# Its not about the money. Its the annoyance caused. How would you feel if your are thirsty in the middle of the night and you end up with no water because your roomate used it all up without telling you. I loved the idea though am going to do just that next time somebody does that to me but will keep the bottle marked.

#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:30am by wtfwts

i'm sure if she wakes up and is really thirsty and all her bottled water is gone she could always settle for tap water wich she should do anyways cause bottled water is a stupid waste of money and plastic. duurrr!

#29 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:20pm by bitesize98

I just got this cool think installed at my house. It's probably the best invention ever. It's called a faucet.

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:27am by Tubasaurus

OMG I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE! D:

#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:15am by jchansfan

actually your life really would have been fucked if it worked when you went to jail for poisoning.

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:29am by Lehk

Well, OP said that she put the laxatives into her own water (that the other roommates happened to be taking), so I don't think that would qualify as poisoning. If someone tried to take her to court, she could just say that the water was hers and she could do whatever she wanted with it.

#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:38am by Tequilamockngbrd

Did you tell your roommates what you did and why you were in the bathroom? If not, just do it again and enjoy the fact that you probably gave your innards a cleaning, lmao.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:46am by SunlightVeins

Well it sucks but it's not the end of the world, a lot of people have to take laxatives cause of an unhealthy body and not going so often, it's not gonna hurt you, it could actually help
Also at least now your roomates can't blame you cause they know you got it too and why would you do that to yourself? Well you can tell them you don't know where the crap came from and they should believe you and if there's a roomate that doesn't get it then he'll most likely get the blame... Or just blame the food, I bet they wont wanna touch it again!

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:55am by StaticDown

u deserved that shit!!!! instead of acting immature have you heard of talkin to them about this problem!!!! GROW UP!

#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:01am by kravitzz1990

I FOUND THE CULPRIT!
I can't tell if it worked, though.
He's either this pissy, because he's constipated, or because he spent all day in the toilet.

#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:06am by dudeitsdanny

YDI. Not because you tried to get even but for wasting money on WATER. I'm assuming it was water bottles you are talking about.

By the way, messing with laxatives can be dangerous.

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:27am by arcades_fire

yes, buying water is incredibly stupid.
I can just about understand it if you're out, but at home? Rich and/or stupid.

(and it's bad for the environment, too!)

#44 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:02am by ico2

wow, I didn't know I was rich for buying water at 13 cents a bottle. I like grabbing a bottle of water for when I make the long drive to work. Also, all tap water isn't equal.

#45 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:39pm by monkey314159

d'oh

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:29am by jessamyn_it_is

YDI- It's water, and I know it sucks when people get your stuff especially food, but you gotta learn how to sit and talk srsly. That was very immature and unnecessary.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:07am by chellinha93

thats what you get you passive agressive piece of shit

#15 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:32am by BobbyHutchinson

rofl.

I'm not sure if you understand why this is funny.

#34 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:19pm by SunlightVeins

wow retard. a lot if laxatives are really bad for ur body.

#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:57am by IceCream53423

Seeing as you all have to live with each other, perhaps you should find some more constructive way to solve your problems... or at least plan something less likely to backfire.

#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:33am by anjyu22

Lucky you didn't off that stuff that Peter griffin, stewie and. Brian used that made them throw up like made lol

#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:07am by mohamedrocks

Actually, that is a good strategy. I knew a coworker who did that years back because some bastard kept stealing his lunch, so he brought in brownies that he'd made with loads of laxative. When the thief found out, he (rather stupidly) reported the guy that made the brownies and subsequently got his own stupid, thieving ass fired.

On the other hand, if you really want to teach your roomie a lesson, then for everything he steals from you, then swipe something of his of approximately equal value. Maybe then he'll learn his lesson and quit being a deadbeat. Then again, if you haven't made it clear that the room's contents aren't a communal pot, then explain it to him, doofus.

#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:49am by blastvortex

ydi completely

#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:59am by couny343

You hoard water? I could understand you being upset if your roommates were drinking your beer... but water?? Seriously??

When the laxatives kick in, just pray you don't crap out your last few functioning brain cells.

You sound like one of those chicks whose main diet is water, celery and laxatives anyway.

#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:28am by FerrariCake

YDI for so many, many reasons.

#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:37am by smackieonassis

ROFL, they were stealing your /water/?

ROFL.

I don't know what else to say.
"You sound like one of those chicks whose main diet is water, celery and laxatives anyway."
^This, however, kind of works.
Kudos, #22 ;D

#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm by failuristic

oh my god were's all the water going from in the tap those bastard roomates must be stealing it i knoiw what ill do ill put laxatives in the water supply that way no one can drink our water and ill die of dehydration because there will be no water to rehydrate my when i shit my fucking guts out of my stupid little uptight bitch asshole

#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:07pm by Mylife_is_so_fd

and btw in th future use ippecac not laxatives watching people suffer as they barf consantly if more funny and more pain for them esspesially once they dont got anything more to barf up and the dry heaves start

#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:09pm by Mylife_is_so_fd

I'm probably the only person here who can entirely relate to the OP. Our water system last year was contaminated with Samonella, seriously. I'm from out of state and I'll drink the tap water--I don't give a $#!t and bottled water is $4+ per pack (did that ever occur to any of you people? Yeah, it's just water, but it's not 3 cents/galon tap water!). Nobody else here will--so the whole water thing IS a big deal around here. On my entire college campus I've never met ANYONE else who will drink the tap water after last year. Sure, I think that makes them pussies but in any case, I know of a few cases where roommates were stealing eachother's (oh, and by the way, if the OP lives in a dorm he probably DOES NOT HAVE A FAUCET/TAP) water.

I'd be pissed too.

#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:17pm by Dr_Pepper

This guy spoke the truth. Not all tap water, especially in large city areas, are the cleanest to drink from. Granted, bottled water's not much better in many cases, but it makes people feel safer. And yeah, if she's in a dorm, she's got no sink to drink from except in the bathroom which is probably shared with everyone, and even I wouldn't touch that shit - girls are NOT that clean with their community bathrooms.

AND you all forget that the point of it all was to catch the person stealing ALL of the food. Talking to them first would've been better than just doing that though.

#32 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:42pm by tsundere

you can't contaminate bottled water without people realizing the seal was broken and not drinking it, so this theory doesn't make sense. it seems to me that this is a water filter that keeps not being refilled after being used, in which case her roommates are rude (cuz the expensive filter will crack if left dry for too long) but she's a bitch for not sharing free water... if it is bottled and her roommates are fucktards and still drink water that has CLEARLY been opened, then they all deserve each other.

#43 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:38am by pms247

penis-face

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:20pm by Candre

OP, you are a waste of space and resources on this planet. YDI

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:01pm by lostfaithinpppl

so what did you get the runs or squirts ? or did you have steamers and growlers all day ? or did you have a rocky road or warm hershey highway. Just wondering , ive never used those before.

#33 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:04pm by ladiesman14

"First thing that kept disappearing was my water."

Your water didn't "disappear"... you probably drank it and then forgot. Which would explain why you then drank the laxative-laden water also. In fact, you probably don't really even have roommates... just the voices in your head.

#35 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:03pm by FerrariCake

loser

#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:01pm by juliancohen1

YDI, but only for not executing the plan better, this is actually win.

#37 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:52pm by davek

Luckily, Karma gave you a hand with those serious overreacting issues you need to control..

#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:36pm by xApril

Ever heard of "fair warning?".

Instead of automatically dumping death star poison in the fucking food supply, why don't you just ask them if they will stop eating your food? Tell them your dead serious and its your last warning.

IF and ONLY IF that does NOT work... THEN you go to Plan B, which is what you did!

(except next time, dont be so stupid around Plan B)

#39 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:37am by wrwrestler

no points for setting up trap.
negative points for tasting your own medicine!

#40 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:56am by st87

Wow, a lot of people these days seem to be really forgetful. It must be something in the water.

#41 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:47am by Ninjaface

YDI cuz FYI, water is free... if it's a Brita, it takes 30sec to fill it back up... you're extremely petty and cheap to not want to share something that's FREE and replaceable

#42 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:33am by pms247

YDI for A) Being a dumbass and drinking the stuff and B) Contaminating your own water so that you couldn't drink it to solve the problem of not having any water to drink...

#46 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:52pm by UsernameHere_

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