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Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML
I just got this cool think installed at my house. It's probably the best invention ever. It's called a faucet.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015