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Today, I found out the presentation I've been looking forward to and preparing for months only has three people registered to attend. I'll be talking to an empty room for an hour. FML


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On 11/06/2009 at 10:22am - misc - by kernelkat (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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The room won't be empty, there will be three people.

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:30pm by AHX

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Try to practice a soothing monotone and see if you can put all three to sleep. I hope your presentation is scheduled right after lunch.

If you can succeed, you can leave and get some work done . . . or screw around on the Internet!

#2 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:35pm by perdix

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