Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 9:31am / Denmark (Kobenhavn) / Miscellaneous

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  • Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

    #3 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:31pm by perstephane

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  • You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

    #5 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:33pm by perdix

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