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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

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i had a similar experience when my 3 1/2 yr old cousin told me sadly that "tomas the tank engine is shit"

#1 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:05am by theauthor

See in context

I remember my 9 year old nephew recently got suspended for telling the teacher to 'Go suck her husband' after she was giving him shit.

#9 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:51am by Cogeno

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