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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11877) - you deserved it (54303)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

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