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Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by scaryhairy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Not so abnormal, actually... bet it still hurts, though.

#2 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:32am by anjyu22

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I have hair on my toes too, something I got from my dad, and yes in the summer if I want to wear sandals every day I shave them...they're not disgustingly hairy or anything, I just have darker hair so it can become visible, don't feel bad about it. I know a girl who has a hairy back, like so hairy that you can see it from 10 feet away, it was disgusting.

#5 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:51am by Tarynkd

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