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Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33044) - you deserved it (2125)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by wrongcar - United States (Kansas)

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take it to court, you could easily dispute your way out of it.

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:07pm by Kuato

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You could take it to court. Cop cars have a camera in the front windsheild and you could prove it wasnt your car with the license plate.

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:50pm by ocho117

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