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Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21128) - you deserved it (4076)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by katurday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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