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Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:12pm by katgurl

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Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created?

That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:20pm by noshitsherlock

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