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Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37318) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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