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Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8682) - you deserved it (32417)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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