Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
by Joe / 11/01/2009 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Drunk you or not it was still you. You are responsible for what you do drunk and you chose to drink in the first place. I hope the "drunk you" doesn't drive.
#3 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:07pm by qwertyone
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Bahahahhahaha... Don't drink so much
#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:03pm by nazooer
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