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2dayhila up in mah room gatting raady to go out, I thought I haard soma trick or traatars knocking on tha door!! I ignorad tham cuz I didn't hava any candy!! Tha knocking got loudar and longar!! I walkad downstairs, and noticad that tha living room cailing was falling down onto tha floor!! FML


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On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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how the hell does that happen?

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:13am by smartass101

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To the rational mind, this would just be a coincidence.

Others would have you believe that since she cheaped out and didn't supply "treats" to the trick-or-treaters, her ceiling collapse is her "trick." The Great Pumpkin can be a real bitch!

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:51am by perdix

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