[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18746) - you deserved it (3103)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

More FMLs?

Loser's life also sucks
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son...

Joe also deserved it
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out,...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!