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Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm and I saw and smelled smoke coming under my door. My second story window wouldn't unlock so I broke it open, threw out as many of my belongings as I could, and jumped. Turns out, the smell and noise were from my roomates cheap vacuum cleaner, not a fire. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by smokedetector (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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You have no idea how hungry I am.

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:10am by lolthis

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Seeing and smelling smoke is not a reason to jump from the second floor. You should remain near the floor with the door closed until the firemen arrive. If they don't arrive, and the fire is in your room, then its okay to jump. Before then, its just stupid

#8 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:42am by cxal

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