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Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML
So after you hammered the sign into the ground, you dropped it and walked inside? FAIL.
I kept misreading "hammer" as "hamster". It caused me to picture some very confusing and disturbing mental images.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014