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Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (6382)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by dogsickftl - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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So after you hammered the sign into the ground, you dropped it and walked inside? FAIL.

#3 - On 10/31/2009 at 8:37pm by dnlphm94

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I kept misreading "hammer" as "hamster". It caused me to picture some very confusing and disturbing mental images.

#20 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:16pm by Witchcraft

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