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Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Wow, nice halloween

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:08am by Jotham

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Wanna hang out? Haha cause I got the same plan

#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:15am by price_c_13

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