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Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15349) - you deserved it (4953)

On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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