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Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21486) - you deserved it (6820)

On 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Sounds like a gag gift my Dad would give me, even though I'm too much of a wuss to drink. I'll kill myself slowly with cola, thanks.

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:10pm by Luckster

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I guess if you are at a party and you are too drunk to drive, I'm sure you can find some guy to drive you home. I don't know where you will wake up, but you will have been driven. Maybe more than once.

#11 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:27pm by perdix

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