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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (41206)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wait, you were drunk at school?....awesome.

#13 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:51am by Im_Jesus_BITCH

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You must've won then. If not, there's always next year, give him the reverse cowgirl.

#8 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:24am by PimpMyFML

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