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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7454) - you deserved it (51238)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

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What's your school mascot?

#1 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:04am by pawpaw

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Did the mascot enjoy it or are you looking at a restraining order? :P

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:10am by jchansfan

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