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Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17101) - you deserved it (4187)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by effinit (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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