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Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by effinit (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Answering your phone would have had no impact on the flooding. The two situations really aren't connected.

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:09am by lizzzie

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I wish your date had said "Y-You have your own waterfall!?! THAT IS SOO AWESOME! :D"

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 7:16am by jchansfan

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