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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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On 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm - misc - by BaconBreathBlonde (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

#2 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:14am by aliawesome

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Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right.
"That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

#10 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:48am by Ninjaface

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