And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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Same thing different taste

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that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

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theonlyknownlink 0

XD That's actually kind of funny.

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

Very romantic, he's a keeper right there. Just make sure you keep eating a lotta bacon every morning until you die or he'll run away ;o

How's that not romantic?? O_o;;; Would you rather he be disgusted by your scent? I always find it cute when my boyfriend tries to match up my various scents throughout the day with foods he likes. Love how he always thinks pie when I just came out of the shower, and I use floral shampoos and soaps.

"BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!" hahah little boy off wife swap, i love him

Asstazztic 8

u must be fat o_______________O good looking girl dont eat bacon, its too fattening lol

You don't have to eat bacon to smell like it. The human body is very strange...especially when it comes to producing certain odors.

jchansfan 0

Technically he said tasted, not smelt.

This is the stupidest comment I have ever read! Seriously, I hope you don't have a girlfriend, and if you do I feel sorry for her.

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

this would probably be funnier if I wasn't vegeterian XD but it's still awesome. like many other FML's, it just shows you that guys need to learn to think before speaking. still, if I were you I'd have just laughed my ass off. definitely not FML worthy.

How does it make it any less funny because you're a vegetarian?? That's really stupid.