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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right.
"That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
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