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Today, I work as a cashier, and Iike always I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I recieved a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML
Next time, ask her to sign the "penis paper." When the manager asks, say you said "piece of paper."
next time, perhaps do what everyone else does and call it a receipt?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.