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Today, I work as a cashier, and Iike always I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I recieved a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML

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On 10/29/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Next time, ask her to sign the "penis paper." When the manager asks, say you said "piece of paper."

#7 - On 10/29/2009 at 8:43pm by perdix

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next time, perhaps do what everyone else does and call it a receipt?

#11 - On 10/29/2009 at 8:50pm by komodo65

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