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Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6874) - you deserved it (35485)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

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