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Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
Little willy style! Dont wear a dress in Alabama, you will be raped by rednecks!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015