Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5939) - you totally deserved it (45204)
On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Actually, my cat gets mad when he's NOT being held upside down. It just depends.
#47 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:35pm by koalasloverain
really? If I even try to hold my cat she would try to kill me. I guess it depends on the cat.
#63 - On 10/28/2009 at 10:24pm by pepper2394
Holding a cat upside down isn't playing - that's animal abuse. Lets hope FML reported your IP with your declaration that you abuse animals, as they are required by law to do
LOL for getting cat shit in ur mouth.
fuck u for holdin ir cat upside down
I love kitties
expecalliy Fay ones <3
#138 - On 03/17/2010 at 11:17pm by ilovefatcats
She was playing with her pussy and it exploded all over her face?
Wow, how shitty?
She got pussy explosion-juices in her mouth?
Sorry, I tried to follow orders but this was all I came up with. :[
#58 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:39pm by Witchcraft
That was pretty good material you've got. I'll send it to the execs back at the studio and keep you posted.
Haha no. A lot of crap comes outta my mouth but it's probably not comparable to the OP.
#74 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:50am by DoomJeff91
Great news. We're looking at a movie deal right now. Hopefully the OP doesn't mind dealing with all this big business shit.
#111 - On 10/30/2009 at 12:08pm by DoomJeff91
So, you pissed your cat off, scared it, and possibly hurt it? YDI.
#5 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:09pm by Loverfli
exact thing i was wondering! that poor kitten! you totally deserve it.
#12 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:32pm by whatevaaaa
lmao, that took me awhile to stop laughing.
You - 0
Cat- 1
Now you have to even the score by pooing on the cat.
^ This made me lol more than the FML. It's her own fault the cat shit-sprayed her though, poor kitty doesn't deserve such retaliation.
that all depends on whether you are a normal person or engage in zoophilia.
#23 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:05pm by repyourcliche
Oh, you got shit-faced!
I hate when people hassle animals. I play with my dogs, but when they don't like something, I stop doing it right away. I wasn't to heart-broken when Steve Irwin got nailed by a sting ray. That jackass made a career out of hassling, tormenting and molesting animals for our entertainment.
I hope your mouth was agape as the shit flew and you got big dose of just desserts.
He didn't torment or molest any animals, ever. He respected their homes and their space, and he would take ones that were in trouble back to his zoo and let them live comfortably there with all the space and food they could want. When he was going to look at animals he would keep his distance and make sure not to disturb anything. So calm the fuck down.
I agree with 11. Steve Irwin was hassling animals. Ridiculing animals on TV for your own benefit is never cool. I don't feel the least bit sorry for him.
Fuck you OP for abusing your cat. You should have stopped handling your cat in such a manner as soon as she started complaining.
#105 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:51pm by DuhthatsObvious
Well that's what you get for playing with your pussy.......i'm guessing your pussy had a shitty day
#16 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:49pm by Drivenknight
YDI for continuing to hold your cat upside down when she made it clear she wanted to be put down. That's not playing, that's torture. And I'm glad she shit all over you.
#17 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:51pm by nonnymouse
sorry, but you deserve it for torturing your poor cat
#18 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:53pm by mexicanvegetaria
That's what you get. I don't understand anyone who says she doesn't deserve it.
#19 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:59pm by bananamanama
That Jackass Steve Irwin you talked about perdix spent Tens of Millions of dollars of the preservation of Bushland, Jungles and Deserts, for animals all over the world so that no one can harm them in anyway, and that they can live in the wild. So that when our children are older, they too like we have. Have the privalege to see these majestic animals in the natural habitat, and not on the Endangered list or even extinct, never to be seen again.
He never hurt a animal in his life, and did what he did to make awareness to everyone in the world about these animals. To not be scared of them, and even to help with ones endangered.
So before opening your naive dumbarsed mouth, learn about the person you put down.
#21 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:01pm by Targetlove
Bullshit!
Steve Irwin was widely criticized for hassling animals and you cannot guarantee that he never hurt any of them. He was no better than Jacques Cousteau at making people aware of wildlife, yet Cousteau did it responsibly and respectfully. Dian Fossey (sp?) and Jane Goodall are two more good naturalists that didn't turn their work into a freak show for a quick buck.
He exploited animals for his own personal gain and fame. Just because he gave a fraction of that back to preservation doesn't make him a saint.
I'm with perdix on this. Jane Goodall and Jacques Cousteau are two heros of mine and although I do appreciate the awareness that Irwin brought to the table, I also would squirm at some of his antics. Protecting future animals didn't give him the right to shove his fist up an elephant's bum or w/e.
While I don't relish his death; live by the sword, die by the sword.
Your a dick.
He didn't live in any fancy home. He lived in a little shanty somewhere in the bush. Every bit of money he made went to make sure animals had freedom. He has brought Ten's of Thousands and Thousands of acres all of the world so animals can live in peace. He never did it to make money in anyway. But I suppose because your an American and all, you never knew him as what Australians saw him as.
America exploited what he did. Australians saw him as a little Australian Bloke who cared more about animals than anyone ever could. He was brought up with animals since he was born. His father was also a wildlife person who had a little rescue centre, and he grew up knowing these animals needed help.
Before he was even on TV he was helping animals, and teaching the public about them, and how we as an individuals can help. And then he had a little show that was shown in Aus.
And then all of a sudden America took him over and made him seem this way and that. YOU AMERICA made him look like a supposed 'freak show'.
But as I said your naive and wouldn't know anything than what the media tells you, and shows you.
He has done such good in this world. But your too stupid to see. You only see what he did on the TV.
When all he was was a simple man, trying to make sure wild animals have a future.
What have you done? Whatever it is (obviously nothing), wouldn't compare to a great man like Steve and what he did, and yet a Simpleton like yourself can say such demeaning things about him. Don't speak again about someone like him, unless you earn Ten's of Millions and give all of it back to conservation.
#32 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:00pm by Targetlove
Targetlove,
You are so full of shit. The stingray that killed him knows more about his mistreatment of animals than your bloviating can ever convince us otherwise. Stingrays are gentle creatures and tourists play with them all the time without incident. Irwin obviously made that one feel it was in mortal peril.
So, America offered him an animal-abuse show and dear Steve took it just to save the rest. Right. When wild animals are approached by humans and manhandled, they must feel that their lives are in danger. Animals do not need this kind of extreme stress.
TargetLove -
America "took him over?" So Steve had no say in the matter? He was just off being a hero and rescuing animals, and America took him prisoner and forced him to do that show? Riiiight.
I'm with perdix on this one. There are some outstanding conservationalists out there; I really wouldn't count Steve among them.
Perdix is right. I've pet a lot of stingrays and they're very docile and sweet creatures. Obviously they're not going to attack unless they feel threatened.
#59 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:44pm by Witchcraft
Agreed, perdix. I'll see your animal exploitation, and raise you one-- CHILD exploitation! That creepy Bindi kid gives me the heebie-jeebies.
#77 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:16am by TheIrishJaneDoe
I shall not agree the Irwin was a BAD naturalist, and you cannot take the one incident that caused his death to conclude all his acts were bad, and that all his acts to presumably help animals actually harassed them. You must realise, that be the stingray aggressive or not, when there is a being four times the size of you, looming above you, while you're peacefully foraging, it would be instinct—in the mind of something as simple as a stingray—to attack. It was not necessarily that Irwin was in fact harassing the animals, but more simply the animal was a bit too uneasy to cope with.
Irwin was definitely conscious that there were dangers, when he was filming documentaries of the category he did, and there was always the chance he would be killed.
If I walked into a zoo, and entered the panther enclosure, there is no certainty that I will be killed by panthers; nor is there certainty that they will spontaneously killed me—unprovoked! The panthers do not have to be annoyed, provoked, and certainly, they do not have to be peevish, they just have to feel danger.
To conclude, Irwin knew there was danger from the day he made the documentary, but no one can ever be prepared for an attack, unless it's an act of retaliation. Irwin did not know that the stingray was worried, and just pushed his luck an inch too far. And absolutely no naturalist can prepare themselves for an attack that is not retaliation—any naturalist, biologist, zoologist, conservationist, could have died in the same way—would you still conclude all there acts harassment, and/or hurting the animals?
Omfg, why would you hold your cat upside down? :x
Sweet jesus, did you deserve that- I hope the cat escapes the hellhole of your home and finds a better owner xD
#22 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:03pm by failuristic
Karma doesn't appreciate your shitty behavior towards other living things. You should be ashamed of yourself for torturing your cat that way.
#24 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:16pm by PersnicketyPu55y
Ok, first, holding your cat upside down isn't never a good idea, and second, if you continue holding her that way when she's desperately trying to get away, you so deserve it.
#29 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:37pm by Avenging_Angel
YDI. What are you 5? who the hell holds their cat upside down to "play" with it? that's not playing that's torment, with over powering something smaller than you.
you're fucking retarded and you should have that poor cat taken away from you, you abusive cunt
#37 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:26pm by tequilabird
*After reading FML story, suddenly disturbing mental images appear in head*
NO, NO, NO, OH GOD NO.
FML for reading that and having my stupid brain automatically generate mental images of the story :'(
YDI. Holding a cat upside down is not playing. Continuing to do so when it's obviously bothering her is not playing. That's torturing an animal for your own amusement. You shouldn't own any pet at all, because you're obviously not mature or sane enough to handle it.
Yeah, you can't just hang them around. You have to violently shake them. Well that's what I do with my cat.
YDI! Why didn't you put your cat down when she started meowing like that? More importantly, why were you holding her upside-down in the 1st place? That could cause majour problems. I hit YDI as soon as I saw "upside-down".
While that's gross and I feel bad for you, the cat meowing implies that she wants you to stop. You should have stopped.
you totally deserve it. congratulations though for being the world's biggest dumbass.
#49 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:40pm by ooohlife
Right - so now cats get "explosive" diarrhea [sic] as well as countless other FML posters? "Explosive" - really? At least it happened "today" like every other FML post
#50 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:43pm by balancekiwi
Your cat took "Eat shit!" to a whole new level. LMAO. You should've expected something bad, though.
#51 - On 10/28/2009 at 8:52pm by paintballer394
LMAOO!! i love how this is put(: "explosive diarrhea" lol classic..
#55 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:18pm by xoluvinshayxo
Your day must have been "shitty".
On a serious note, YDI. Why in the world would you hold your cat upside down?!?!? That's stupid. I used to have a cat and I never did that.
You fucking deserved it, in a big way. I'm glad you were punished for your cruel act, and maybe next time you'll think twice about mistreating an innocent animal for your own amusement
#62 - On 10/28/2009 at 10:08pm by modifiedchick
CHILL THE FUCK OUT ALREADY. Turning a cat upside down is NOT A BIG DEAL. Have you ever been upside down? It's mildly uncomfortable, if that.
#68 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:02pm by anniebananie
True. but have you ever been held upside down against your will by a giant when you didn't know wtf was going on?
... right BULLSHIIITTTT unless u had your face to the cats arse.. im sorry there barly any power behind a cats arse... ..
LMFAO. I actually laughed at this one!! oh- and YDI big time.. who the fuck plays with their cat upside down??
#70 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am by theluckygirl28
HAAHHHHH that was pretty funny, but now you know. Next time, don't do that, especially if your cat was "frantically meowing". You should know something's up xD
Why???? Why would u hold her upside down to the point she "frantically" meowed AND continued????!!! BTW, what do u feed ur cat?!!!!!! Either she ate something bad for her or V V V stressed (if that's possible). Explosive diarrhea???!!!!!! sighhh :(
wow...i think it's a general rule to just not hold animals upside down
they usually don't like it (especially cats)
and even if you think they might like it IT'S NOT WORTH FINDING OUT
and if she meowed frantically, why didn't you stop?
if you did that to a kid and they were crying would you just keep going then, too, just for YOUR own enjoyment?
either your imperceptive, stupid, or an animal abuser
#80 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:40am by luceilevonwalter
That's what you get for not putting her down when she wanted to be so 100% absolutly YDI
#81 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:19am by XanimalloverX
dang that sucks op. umm I guess it didn't like to be held upside down. must of been horrible for you >_>
#82 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:25am by ToxicWaste01
Hahaha, brilliant! Congratulations, you're officially too stupid to figure out how a fucking cat works, amazing. You actually have to be trained by your pets, and you fail to such an extent that the cat decided to shit on your face to prove its point. For extra fail points, you then go online and tell us about how you fail at life.
And the judges say...
Fail: 10/10
Style: 7/10
Complete Lack of Class: 10/10
Stupidity: 10/10
Bonus points for being owned by a pet the size of shoebox: +2
With scores like those, you may just be today's winner! :D
what are you, a naive 6 year old child who likes torturing animals?
Get some help.
#91 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:27pm by Le_Pecheur
o nice 1, you're just welllllllll too nice to your cat, YDI
#92 - On 10/29/2009 at 1:10pm by Luna_metal
YDI, in fact, you deserve that as well as for someone to hold you by the ankles while you cry helplessly. Asshat. Either way, I hope your mouth and eyes were open for it.
Why the hell would you hang your cat upside down, you stupid fucktard?!?!?!?!!?!?!???? Serves you right for your cat crapping on your hair, face, shirt and mouth from all the stress you inflicted on your cat? Didn't the frantic meowing give you some clue, you fucking idiot??????
#94 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:31pm by CoolHipDude
you deserve it for fucking with your cat. when a cat meows like that , it means it's uncomfortable or inpain stupid fuck
#96 - On 10/29/2009 at 3:34pm by Smokes1194
You weren't playing with your cat - you were torturing it! Please give your cat away to someone who knows how to treat it, because the poor thing deserves better. Cats don't usually have explosive diarrhea from fear, in case you didn't know. If you do this thing often, please seek help from a competent mental health professional, because you have issues.
i am a major cat lover. and i know you've heard this a million times, but seriously, did the frantic meowing not tell you ANYTHING!? i feel so bad for your poor cat.
#103 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:08pm by jerrbear618
HAHAHAHA Damn man,But I mean hanging the cat upside wasnt the worst thing that she could be doing to it and she wasnt purposely trying to abuse her cat it was just her way of ''playing'' no matter how messed up her idea of ''playing'' is
Who the f*** do you people think you are? Disrespecting Steve Irwin. He was a great man and helped animals in so many ways - please respect him.
R.I.P
The people we think we are, are probably the people we are. If we aren't the people we think we are, than we are not the people we are supposed to be. But if we are the people we think we are, that means we are the people we are supposed to be.
This is who the f*** we think we are.
#112 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:00pm by Witchcraft
I sometimes think I AM Steve Irwin, but that might be the drugs. Also, the man got killed by a fish, after a lifetime of pissing off every dangerous animal he could chase down and molest. A fish that, while potentially dangerous, is very docile by nature and almost never harm anyone. A goddamn fish. I reserve the right to laugh at that, and I think Steve would appreciate the irony as well.
Other than that, I respect the man immensely - how could I not? He's touched more animals in naughty places than most men have women. That's quite an achievement.
Witchcraft:
Comment WIN!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
#114 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:14pm by athenivanidx
Okay, first off, why the shit would you hold your poor
cat like that? So you're saying it was meowing frantically,
and you KNEW IT, and you kept holding it upside-fucking-down?
Dude, I don't play with my cats often, I just pet them,
but I'm pretty sure holding your cat upside down isn't
a guarantee for an enjoyable time. At least for the cat.
So re-think yourself
and YDI, 100%
omg u cruel pathetic jerk. this should be considered animal cruelty. and ur posting it on fMl? more like f your cat's life. i feel sorry ur cat. it honestly makes me wanna cry that u did that. the cat had diarrhea cuz u scared it so bad. it trusted u as its owner. thats like ur mother scaring u to the point where u think ur gonna die. i wanna puke as im thinking about this. u r a disgusting human being
#117 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:08am by kristen180
Why does any one even care it's a worthless cat. seriously cats are the most annoying animals in the world. find some friends you stupid tree hugging cat loving faggots. i have a question for you. "WHAT'S WORSE THAN 10 CATS NAILED TO 10 TREES? 1 CAT NAILED TO 10 TREES :D. FUCK CATS!!!!
#121 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:06pm by xclegend613
sighhhh..... yes, ur definitely exercising ur right of opinion and feelings. im exercising mine. just because u obviously hate cats doesnt mean other people feel the same. idk what a cat has ever done to u to instill such hate. Please, dont ever get a cat or cause any harm to them. good luck in ur life
wow, you should not have a cat. everyone with cats knows to stop doing whatever the hell theyre doing if their cats doesnt stop meowing you absolutly without a doubt deserve it, and i hope your cat shits on your pillow every night before you go to bed.
#122 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:03pm by open_hearted
AHAHAHAHA
YDI
I hope my cat does this to my roomie. He constantly harasses her even when we tell him to stop.
to #121 go fuck yourself and stop being a heartless, bitter, asshole. thank you. oh and to the poster, u deserve it, dumbass don't hold a cut upside down to begin with
omg i can't stop laughing that sux!!!!
my cat likes getting held upside down, why didn't u stop holding it if it got pissed off?
#126 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:57pm by tigergirl72
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shat in the mush!! thats pretty funny. my friend's cat puked in her mouth when she picked the cat up. teehee. my cat takes about ten minuteds to take a shit.
#128 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:30am by Grossedoutlol90
ydi when ur cat sounds"frantic" its probably "frantic" dur and #121 DUDE UR A FUCKING INSENSITIVE BITCH hey guess what he and or she is probably a worthless 50 year old deadbeat who still lives with his parents u asshole
hey fucktard i sure as hell don't live with my parents i'm in college.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
#130 - On 11/10/2009 at 1:58pm by xclegend613
YDI!, Who in their right mind hols their cat upside down, the cat should've clawed you as well. Animal Cruelty.
#131 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:33am by Kassoracle
NEVER ignore a cat that was meowing frantically. Also, who would hold a cat upside down? That's just plain stupid. YDI, I hope you got a good taste of that liquid cat feces.
#132 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:03pm by sayheyyybabe
YDI that is just mean how would you like it if someone about 10 times your size held you upside down?
#133 - On 12/13/2009 at 4:17pm by shadowskater
