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Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (6137)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:12am by ArthursLifeSucks

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lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

#4 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:14am by chalkdust

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