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Today, I tried to set up my brand new washer and dryer. How hard can it be, right? After cutting my hand in 3 places on the dryer vent, I finished it off with electrocuting myself. So much for being a domestic goddess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19886) - you deserved it (8821)

On 10/26/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by annie00016 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Queue the sexist humor.

#3 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:24am by nokillnobeepbeep

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Electrocution = death. You didn't get electrocuted.

#4 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:38am by counterfit

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