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Today, my son told me he lost the envelope with all the money he earned selling Cub Scout popcorn. The popcorn was delivered already, and the money needs to be turned in to the pack leader tonight. I just spent $220 on popcorn my neighbors are eating. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 11:44am - misc - by ifyouseekmylife (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Why haven't YOU been keeping up with the money FOR your Cub Scout-aged son?

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:40pm by ThereWolf

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sell your son to pay for it

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:40pm by rosierosierosie

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