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Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9707) - you deserved it (40915)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by madd_dizzle (woman) - United States (Texas)

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i'd hate you too

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm by rosierosierosie

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Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm by wannabesinger

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