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Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5811) - you deserved it (25118)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by madd_dizzle (woman) - United States (Texas)

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