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Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (17246)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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