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Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16299) - you deserved it (27263)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Uh-oh. Now you are the "bad boy" girls go crazy about. Because you damaged his car, the dad doesn't like you, which makes the daughter looooooove you. You are very clever, playah!

Men, if your daughter is going out with a guy you don't like, don't tell her that directly, it will only make her want him more. Instead, go on and on about how great he is and how you would like to spend a lot of time with your future son-in-law. Soon, the sight of him will make her puke. Mission accomplished.

#9 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:04am by perdix

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oops ... now that's gonna hurt ...

#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:10am by LoveDemon

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