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Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (2085)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by sexyswollen (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Noord Holland! Represent

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:51pm by what_what

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I submitted one similar to this a while ago.
(Got denied, though.)

I'd gone to get my eyes dilated for the first time, and apparently I happen to be one in 200,000 people who experiences vomiting, loss of motor skills, temporary blindless, and extreme light sensitivity, lasting for nearly a week.

But yeah, red skin is much shittier.
FYL.

#37 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:27am by _fake_

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