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Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31127) - you deserved it (3151)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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at least he died happy.

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:36am by Talihintti

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Sounds like he'd make a great father.

#10 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:03am by 24788

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