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Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23563) - you deserved it (4794)

On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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