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Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!

#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:21am by cowinvasion

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If he was going through a haunted house he shouldn't be so on edge he'll punch anyone who scares him. Dude needs to calm down.

#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:17am by Tarynkd

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