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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML
That doesn't make sense... it should be right if you did it backwards properly.
Why is this post by Anonymous when you say your name is Lana?
Don't think of the pumpkin as a mistake, but as an epiphany.
1. Put it in your window.
2. See who shows up.
3. Learn to love it up the poop chute.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015