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Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19275) - you deserved it (8504)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Ew, up until just recently I had the same problem with my team swimsuit. There's a stretchy chord that's wired along the back. Imagine how delicious that looks wrapped around fat.

No big. Just get off your butt and do something about it. ;P

#4 - On 10/23/2009 at 6:35am by Kylias

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Back fat is horrible and terribly unlucky for you. By all means, it should have accumulated in your ass and tits and you'd be HAWT!

#28 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:15am by perdix

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