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Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back asking “what have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (7140)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I'm tired of all the FMLs about being fat, but let's not assume she's obese. Somebody with a BMI of just 22-23%, a perfectly normal level, are called fat in today's society. Plus, if the dress was tight it could make her look 30 lbs. heavier that she actually is.

#11 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:36am by SaintJimmy

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That's fucking gross
stop complaining and do something about it
sheesh

#2 - On 10/23/2009 at 6:19am by thatoneguyinca

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