Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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Yoohoos are awesome!
#1 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:31am by Alex_DeLarge
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How are you going to convince anyone that you didn't have explosive diarrhea in bed? No one is going to accept your invitation to come close enough to smell it.
#15 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:28am by perdix
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