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Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4354) - you totally deserved it (20184)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Yoohoos are awesome!

#1 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:31am by Alex_DeLarge

bad things happen when you try to see how much will fit in your mouth....

#13 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:13am by suaveneanderthal

second?

#14 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:13am by FenderYK

OH NO YOU SNEEZED YOOHOO! ITS ON YOUR COVERS!!!! YOUR LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!!!! Might as well end it.

#17 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:42am by Mintyfreshy

at #13.
that's what she said.

#18 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:48am by FMY_FYL

Hahaha

#36 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:48am by Dabamash

what's a yoohoo?

#2 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:36am by deathbunny256

Yoohoo is a kind of cold chocolate drink:
http://www.yoo-hoo.com

And OP, FYL for really bad timing ^^

#5 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:41am by nokka

So glad you asked there, Deathbunny256.

Sometimes I wish I was American, you always seem to have wonderfully sounding snacks/drinks.

#28 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:54am by Maxine17

It's not a juice box if it doesn't contain juice.

#39 - On 10/23/2009 at 8:22am by paivarotti

You're such a div.

#3 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:39am by youEQUALtosser

2nd!
yoohoos are amazing!

#4 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:40am by thatonekid2010

You are wrong.
You are not 2nd.

#29 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:05am by Maxine17

How do you drink a Yoohoo out of a juice box?

#6 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:50am by dudeitsdanny

Yoo-Hoo comes in the little juice boxes as well as in a can or bottle.

#8 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:54am by redbluegreen

But.. If it's a chocolate drink.. Can it really be called a juicebox? That's what I meant -)

#16 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:31am by dudeitsdanny

I'm sorry you had to clean up a mess that was your fault?

#7 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:50am by hellawagon

A Chocolate Blast you didn't want.. terrible news.

#9 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:57am by mercyFML

Better a Chocolate Blast out the front than out the back, right? :D

On the bright side, now everything in that room will be smelling like chocolate for weeks.

#23 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:21am by Witchcraft

hahahahahHHHahahahahahaha

#10 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:58am by drmike

Woah, I'm so sorry for you!

I just... i just can't believe that something terrible like this happened to you!

OMG - it's totaly not your fault! I light a candle for you.

#11 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:00am by Gen_Knowledge

Heehehehehhehehehee! Classic

#12 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:06am by switchbladehooli

How are you going to convince anyone that you didn't have explosive diarrhea in bed? No one is going to accept your invitation to come close enough to smell it.

#15 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:28am by perdix

I'm tempted to try that sometime.

#21 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:10am by kmfyr

Not really an FML. You decided it would be fun to fill your mouth with yoohoo and then sneeze. Sounds like some kind of fun.

#19 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:56am by FerrariCake

you are worthless. stop existing.

#20 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:56am by Crapsickle

while you were disarming a bomb? giving a conference at the UN?

I fail to see the FML in this >.>

#22 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:11am by Silentknight

Spitting out choclate milk > genocide.

#24 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:32am by shaister

Too bad you weren't drinking something red; it would be fun to explain to anyone who does the laundry.

#25 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:35am by Nakedsquirrel

OP, You are awesome. lol =)

#26 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:36am by jchansfan

dork!

#27 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:49am by tkay

i had a yahoo this morning go me.

#30 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:11am by Mx_Rider

I've done this a million times. Or, I sneeze directly into my cup full of whatever and it gets all over my face.

#31 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:33am by Tarynkd

YDI for not being able to have your mouth full and sneeze at the same time.

#32 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:34am by OverWind

and the winner is...

#33 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:38am by Superawesomestev

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#34 - On 10/23/2009 at 6:23am by bosshaug

Yoohoo from a JUICE box? That's weird.
Here I was thinking that Yoohoo came in Yoohoo boxes.

#35 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:04am by MiniatureMayhem

Hahahahaha, yeah.

#37 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:50am by Dabamash

why do people think FML's have to be super cereal in order to make it on the list?

#38 - On 10/23/2009 at 8:10am by lonelyinMA

Super cereal?

#47 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:00pm by electroboy

awww...! we don't have YooHoos in Australia...I don't think anyways. not fair.

#40 - On 10/23/2009 at 8:35am by misspeg

ROTFL that is hilarious, why can't all Fmylife's be this funny

#41 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:01am by mcwildcat8230

YOOHOOS FTW!!!

#42 - On 10/23/2009 at 9:43am by citycrazed25

ahahhaa faaillll

#43 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:13am by Jal1989

haha human curiosity cracks me up sometimes

#44 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:37am by killinmesmalls

Who the hell does this?

#45 - On 10/23/2009 at 11:17am by Sparky1728

i sneezed when I had a mouthful of kentucky fried chicken once. I tried to hold it in but it sprayed everywhere.

#46 - On 10/23/2009 at 11:18am by skyeyez9

"how much I could fit in my mouth". Lol

#48 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:48pm by iSmellNice

if it were a juice box, juice would come out of it, not yoohoo.

#49 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:04pm by L0VEPiNK07

only a slut would try to figure out how much can go in their mouth.

#50 - On 10/23/2009 at 7:05pm by Devyn333

YooHoo with a little rum :)

#52 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:38am by I_piss_red_bull

Are you five?

#53 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:46am by Syn

Thank you for allowing us all to laugh at this - it is TOO funny :-]

#54 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:24am by freebiesignups

I'm willing to bet OP is a girl because they are always trying to see how much they can fit in their mouths.

#55 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:47am by ik_im_not_funny

yaahoos...o yea!!!! whoot whoot

#56 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:00am by SucceZzful11

Your an idiot

#57 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:42pm by Gut

You're an idiot for using improper grammar.

#58 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:22pm by xf0rg0tt3nx

They make yoohoo in a juice box? I think life just got so much better.

#59 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:36pm by Loverfli

wow, nice job. lol epic fail?

#60 - On 10/27/2009 at 5:34am by deference

Hahaha! I laughed so hard at this. I've done this with juice before but managed to drink most of it in one giant (painful) gulp before I sneezed.

#61 - On 10/28/2009 at 3:20pm by alexFYL

your dumb

#62 - On 02/25/2010 at 11:27pm by sexxyshi

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