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Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (28348)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by boo! (woman) - United States (California)

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