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Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (5749)

On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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fat and spandex = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh my fuck, the fat rolls swallowing the spandex between the folds must resemble a neon supernova.
Not to mention the HORRID mooseknuckle.
:C

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:21pm by allmidnighteyes

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How come everyone assumes, that when someone is called fat, that the OP in question is 300+ lbs. or something? I'm 145 lbs. myself. Some people see me as a fatass that needs to get liposuction, while others wonder if I even eat. It's a matter of peoples' narrow opinions sometimes.

#9 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:31pm by Luckster

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