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Today, a kid I coach on a regular basis was talking to me about what I did outside of work. After we were done with the conversation, she told me with a straight face that I need to get a life and get a boyfriend. She's 10. And she's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47077) - you deserved it (8655)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by gymnasticscoach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Significant others aren't necessarily needed but friends in general are. Usually make life easier with more people to help you in life. Call it a support network for the shitstorms that happen. Having a significant other is great as long as you both share similar goals and aspirations in life. Makes life a little simpler. The only thing that truly matters if if you think your life needs to be re-evaluated. If you want more friends, bf/gf, or a life outside work you need to believe you do then change.

#11 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:34am by nomadxx7

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WELL, ... get it on !!!

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:44am by upsidedown03

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