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Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53612) - you deserved it (2446)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent.

I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:06pm by marcantonia

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i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.

#5 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:10pm by sumdoode123

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