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Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

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8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!

#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:05am by turnedoffTVgrey

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Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number.

>_>

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:05am by Fop

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