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Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late - he said 'Oh, something came up'. I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (1876)

On 10/18/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by karina17 - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's sad.

He could have showed up on time, brought you to his house and made you clean the garage. Why did he have to hog all the fun for himself?

#3 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:22am by perdix

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What a lousy dad. Mess up the garage.

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:03am by ManUpFucker

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