Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2009 at 3:52am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Problem: Mistress
    Solution: Run over the mistress.
    Problem: Solved

    #16 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:20am by mrda

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  • Your response: "I'm not going to alter my living arrangements on the fly so it will be more convenient for you and your mistress to set up your love nest ASAP. It will take some time. You will need to be patient and remember that you're supposed to be my father and look out for my well-being. "

    #14 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:05am by Jewelofagal

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