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Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9338) - you deserved it (44208)

On 10/16/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by smarty (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare?

At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 8:06pm by PaperShreds

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Dumbass!!

#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 8:06pm by Lkdude77

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