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Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30514) - you deserved it (1859)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:33pm - animals - by syn1734 - United States

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