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Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
And even if it did, you probably would have just ignored it anyway, like everyone else does, right?
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Friday 21 November 2014