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Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24039) - you deserved it (1641)

On 10/16/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by Hardsleeper - United States (Texas)

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And even if it did, you probably would have just ignored it anyway, like everyone else does, right?

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:37am by ddrluna

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Ah shit. That sucks man.

#3 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:38am by 99MDC

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