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Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28286) - you deserved it (3214)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - animals - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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