Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)
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Spiders are awesome. How the hell can anyone not like them? I bet you guys would kill the spider in Charlotte's Web lol bunch of murderers
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#34 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:24pm by Starchild21
See spiders don't bother me, but this is hilarious. thank you.
#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:36am by boatkicker
Common sense tells you that if you want something protected, put it in a protective box! I have years worth of Halloween, Christmas and Easter decorations that are in plastic boxes with snap lids and I've never had anything get in the boxes that wasn't supposed to be in the box to begin with.
I thought of a certain SNL spoof about boxes and what to put in them.
OP: That sucks, esp if you hate spiders
I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...
#10 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:57am by MiddleChild08
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
How horrible! I would have had a freaking coronary, right freaking there. I had a freaking mini-stroke just reading that!
#11 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:02am by alwaysalady
Spiders are more afraid of people than we are of them. Every year, millions of spiders are killed by people but barely any people are killed by spiders (and then only in remote regions... and do we really care about those people anyway?)
Please, help save the spiders. Send your donation to my "help the spiders" fund. Fully tax deductible.
#12 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:03am by FerrariCake
Really? I think I'd temporarily go insane and start stomping in every direction I could, provided I was wearing shoes. I don't want those things breeding in my house! Now if I wasn't wearing shoes, then I probably would run outside and refuse to go back in until my husband found and killed them all. Rational? No. But when it comes to creepy crawlers and spiders in particular, I'm not really concerned with appearing rational...
#45 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:26pm by Improbability
Or a box to the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box to the left.
#22 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:23am by DoomJeff91
Hahah that song just came on the radio as I read your comment.
#31 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:16pm by girlygirl666
Hahaha, funny comment! xD
I hate spiders too. The other day whilst hoovering behind my bedroom door a tarantula-sized spider scuttled away. Almost had a heart attack...
But yeah, at least those spiders really brought the message of Halloween home for you. I'd've stomped on them too
dude now there are at least 10 spiders running around their house that's a bad thing especially if you have kids.
#27 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:54am by blobner_bob
there are at least 10 spiders in everyone's house. They are nasty though.
#32 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:18pm by Youadoreme69
OP is from Hawaii! These could be massive spiders (and 4 native types are poisonous). Cane spiders alone can be 3-4 inches wide, can grow to the size of a softball and have been known to chase people around rooms! *shudder*
ok...that's fucked. if I tried to step on a spider, missed, and it turned and chase me, I would go insane
ARACHNIPHOBIA!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHRRRRGGG! Horrifying, absolutely horrifying! I HATE these things!
a⋅rach⋅nid /əˈræknɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [uh-rak-nid] Show IPA
–noun 1. any wingless, carnivorous arthropod of the class Arachnida, including spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks, and daddy-longlegs, having a body divided into two parts, the cephalothorax and the abdomen, and having eight appendages and no antennae. Compare insect.
–adjective 2. belonging or pertaining to the arachnids.
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Origin:
1865–70; < NL Arachnida < Gk aráchn(ē) spider, spider's web + NL -ida -ida
Related forms:
a⋅rach⋅ni⋅dan /əˈræknɪdən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [uh-rak-ni-duhn] Show IPA , adjective, noun
#29 - On 10/16/2009 at 12:12pm by flinkpamingo
spiders can climb walls and frequently hang out near my ceiling til i kick them out.
#60 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:29pm by boatkicker
god i hate spiders. when me n my friend got out his halloween decorations he found a bag of spiders n threw some at me. i screamed. :l lol fyl
#33 - On 10/16/2009 at 1:22pm by nichole_wood
I think I would have shit myself and then dropped dead of a heart attack!!!
#39 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:14pm by drumhellermd
Reading this made my skin crawl.
That's creepy as hell.
Right about now I'm be doing a mad dance, trying to slap spiders off me whether there were any actually on me or not.
#40 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:30pm by Witchcraft
holy hell, I'd freak out. *shudder* spiders are scary shit.
#41 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:44pm by piles_of_fail
I was Hanging around in the attic with a bunch of my brothers and sisters and this guy came and threw us all over the room, FML!
#42 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:44pm by BrotherTheo
Bloody hell, I think I would jump from my skin! :P Even the smallest of spiders will create large boundaries as to where I go within the house! And if I was living in Hawaii I can imagine the spiders are not small either. I would dare not enter my house in fear one would crawl up my leg or something . . .
I have extreme arachnophobia and i would move out of that house ASAP! lol hope u r braver than me lol... CANT WAIT $ HALLOWEEN THO I M GONNA BE A BANANA
#44 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:19pm by Flymeister
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#46 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:39pm by Witchcraft
I hate spiders. so much, like. omg I just almost threw up while reading this. ugggh, spiders. grosss
You forgot to mention the part where you jumped onto the furniture and screamed like a girl. xD
That seriously sucks, but on the other hand, how could you not tell that they were real? You really should've taken a better look. Of course, now you're going to have to put up with loads of cobwebs in regularly used parts of the house, and that's the part that really sucks the most.
#54 - On 10/16/2009 at 8:00pm by blastvortex
Jesus man, this is the scariest FML ever! I swear I hope that wasn't a box full of Black Widow "fake" spiders or Goliath and or Tarantulas! I swear the Goliath spider just leaped into my mind when I read this, and every second I felt like a real one was above me read to fall on me and crawl under my shirt! Kill them ASAP!!! Those little beasties are gonna reproduce, and takeover your home, every home is sheltering about 5-7 spiders, next thing you know it you have over 40 spiders!!! If I were you, I would get a bat and start wacking the entire place up, or just start splashing water all over the place to drown them, just get them out of there!
#57 - On 10/16/2009 at 9:11pm by Tchernov9
what you gotta do now is make a deal with the spiders, it's what i did :D
#58 - On 10/16/2009 at 9:36pm by DarchAngel
Me and my massive arachnophobia would've freaked a shit.
#63 - On 10/16/2009 at 11:54pm by michaelcarell
spider pig spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web, no he can't, he is a pig... look out he is a spider pig
Wait, you brought the spiders to life!? Burn the witch!
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"I got better."
Jesus, I've slowly been getting over my fear of spiders. Used to about piss my pants and scare the hell out of my family screaming at the top of my lungs when I saw one. Now I can handle the little ones a lot better. But if that happened to me and a crap load ran out from the box, yeah I would be calling FML heh.
Yeah, I think I'll scream and cry now. I would just jump on top of anything there was and start screaming until my husband killed them. Probably crap my pants too.
#71 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:36am by supagirl910
holy shit...i have aracn-- however you spell that fear of spiders, times 10.
i would've had a heart attack.
#74 - On 10/17/2009 at 5:58pm by bigcitydreams17
Don't spiders move?
I mean if there were many, one would have to be twitching or something?
Anyways, ew and FYL.
#75 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:03pm by IllegalLight
Actually, no, #75, spiders don't really move. When they're not doing anything, they stand perfectly still, so I'm not surprised the person mistook them for fake lol.
Tis the season for spiders. Spiders are just something I can't stand. I will the suckers though!
I freak out, THEN KILL.
#77 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:33pm by BadLuckBub
Man fuck that i would had got some raid or something. I've got bitten twice in my stomach and thought i was going to die. FUCK SPIDERS!!!
#78 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:10am by citycrazed25
I would've screamed my head off and then I don't know....ran out screaming for help. Scariest FML ever
#79 - On 10/18/2009 at 3:36pm by prettystoopid
Oh my God, the OP lives in Hawaii too so I can only IMAGINE how big those "fake spiders" were. Oh God...I have such a phobia it's not even funny. FYL!
