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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21233) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Tasers don't make much noise... can you use them after 6pm?

Don't be a victim.

#9 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:21am by FerrariCake

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Hey, you made the right choice.
You want to be on the right side when we nerds take our sweet revenge.
It will be much more brutal than in the movie.
We have lightsabers.

#11 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:46am by Intoxicunt

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