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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18917) - you deserved it (2789)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)

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