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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML
Tasers don't make much noise... can you use them after 6pm?
Don't be a victim.
Ask for a transfer...
...Otherwise, earplugs might work.
Quiet hours, though?
Tell your preschool teacher that you don't want naptime.
Hold your breathe and stomp your feet until she lets you make some NOYZE, biznatch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015