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Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (1919)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

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hmm...u should probably walk over to him an say "License and registration please"

#6 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:46am by Mihir

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he can't issue a ticket if he's involved... another cop should come.

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:34am by DataWhore

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