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Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20892) - you deserved it (1131)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

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hmm...u should probably walk over to him an say "License and registration please"

#6 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:46am by Mihir

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Do not sign anything. Call an attorney. NOW. IANAL, but typically when you are rear ended, you are not at fault unless the other party can prove gross negligence. Being police officers, their word will be taken as fact in a court of law. You need to get an attorney immediately to protect yourself.

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 7:46am by ashamanccs

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