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Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6976) - you deserved it (14659)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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