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Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
You're doing it wrong.
You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them.
At least she know you can defend her as long as there's a swing set nearby. Of course, she might decide that that's too situational for her, in which case you're screwed (figuratively only).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014