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Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them.

Sheesh.

#25 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:17pm by ScaryyMary

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My question about age (12) was directed at the OP...swinging in a friend's yard? Come on...are there any age restrictions for posting? Seriously. This FML sounds like it happened during a playdate at an after school daycare.

#40 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:47pm by 604

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