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Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19583) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/14/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by mybmw (man) - United States (California)

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At least she will pick herself up something she will actually wear,better then having it lying around in her room...still ungrateful thi!!

#2 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:34am by Sweny

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Moral of the story? Buy gift vouchers

#11 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:54am by Playdate

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