Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12455) - you totally deserved it (7258)
On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from a mobile version
that's really stupid. you can work on your studies, work out, fix your hair, take a walk
or even eat
get off your high horse and get a job
I wouldn't call him/her pathetic... ok yes I would but that's just because I'm an asshole. Anyways, I would just call him/her pretty stupid xD Just read a book or take a walk or some shit, sewing is lame. :D
#90 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:12am by winterharte
And This! Is Ariel XD
wait; what are we saying This For =\ ?
#86 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:56pm by iSpaceShuttle
Why didn't you just make paper snowflakes? or take a walk? or fucking something man haha.
#8 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:32am by LemonadePink
Really? I clean when I get bored.
Or I play this really terrible thing called Text Twist that I somehow let myself get addicted to.
yeah xD there are a million things to do online. I dont know how you got to that level of boring in this day and age.
I'm so bored I actually enjoyed this story.
Sewing you name in your underwear? I guess that's a creative way to cover up skidmarks.
Sewing your name into anything is not a bad thing. I usually sow my name into all of my murder victi...
(smacks himself in the face)
Um, yeah! OP is pathetic!
#29 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:17am by Brave_Sir_Robin
Hmm.. here are just some suggestions on passing time and getting rid of boredom
1. Get a console or a gaming computer and some games to the platform to which one you bought
2. Go and call up some friends and have fun ? if you don't have any go to a bar or anywhere almost and make a new friend perhaps.
3.This is to be your last thing you do if you can't be bothered to go anywhere outside of you own house er.. play with yourself ?? (this only can be perceived differently if who ever is thinking dirty so it's not my fault if you think that).
and OP your life must really suck if you sewed your name in your underwear, FYL.
"I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy"
Weird Al ftw. You sir rule.
#36 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:16am by lightburns
WIN!
That was my first thought upon reading this post. :)
#40 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:16pm by theRovingMage
I did. Your point being?
Seriously people, whether it's serious, embarrassing, funny or just pathetic... that's part of life, so it's thus an FML. Not ALL stories have to be about gore and mayhem. We're here to have fun.
If you have that much free time and that's the most creative use for it you can come up with, it's your own fault.
#43 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:25pm by lakita_lover
FYL, because you know how to sew. lmfao and thats just pathetic, go outside, hang out with friends.....dont sew ur name into ur underwear. hahahaha
wow if you were that fucking bored you should've watched porn and beat the bread loaf
#48 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:44pm by xclegend613
That's a nice way not to loose ur underwear anymore when u have to share the laundry room (or a sex buddy).
I have too much to do... anyone wanna help ^^ ???
Some people will post any worthless bullshit on this site, just so they can say they have a post on FMYLIFE.com. A good FML is a situation in which circumstances beyond your control force you into a hilarious, unfortunate, and maddening scenario. If your biggest "F my life!" moment is a little underwear-related arts & crafts, then you're doing really really well for yourself, & perhaps should be grateful that you have no real problems.
#51 - On 10/14/2009 at 3:09pm by BlueberryPies
You've totally missed the point of the website I think. And you need to calm down.
I have some chocolate, do you want some? ;-)
Dude chill, this isn't like the website to end all worlds you know.
there is room on the web for a laugh once in while.
Calm it.
#59 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:39pm by Devikarawr
I wish my underwear had my name on it. My mom used to do it for me, but she moved away to join the Jim Rose Circus, she's the bearded lady now. Instead, I write my name in felt tip pen on my panties, but it keeps getting erased 'cos I let truckers feel me up in my local 7-11 and they have greasy fry sausage hands. I need a bath, can I come round to yours and use your soapy-soap?
I'm guessing Jan Michael Vincent in Airwolf. He'd give a fuck, and do that "closing his eyes" thing to show that he's really concentrating on flying his stupid helicopter, instead of letting it show that he's really thinking about sewing his name onto his underwear, while trying to ignore Ernest Borgnine in the background, rabbiting on about when he was in 'Nam, people didn't have proper helmets.
Anyone who has ever been on the site was really bored at some point...in fact, I bet the creator was bored when s/he got the idea for it. Nexxxxxxt.
#68 - On 10/14/2009 at 8:57pm by sweatteaforme001
Well, that's one less FML about being returned undies that aren't yours. FML users should love you, they've been complaining about those...
#71 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:46pm by ScaryyMary
What? .... /So/?
If you ask me, that's not a FML-worthy boredom activity.
The shock collar one was (you KNOW that guy was bored).
#77 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:09pm by DameGreyWulf
Thank you. That means that when your mediocrity finally leads your boyfriend to cheat on you, the other girl won't come on this site and post yet another "not my underwear" fml.
This totally deserves to be an MLIA. Not an FML. Nothing bad happened to you. You're just average. (Or slightly below)
#84 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:31am by WordOfTheDay
Everyone gets bored. Your life is normal. It's life. It happens to everyone. This should be a MLIA, not a FML.
#51: Agreed.
~V.
