Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Just put a sausage and a couple of plums in your panties and you'll look just as good in that dress as he does!
baby610 4
hard to beleive your a pastor...
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Comments (84)
mastory96 0
so take your anger inverted towards yourself for not fitting well in a dress and LEARN TO SPELL.
leero 0
well their spelling is fine, but their grammar sucks.
voodootrucker 0
think of something original to say,correcting grammar and spelling is for boring assholes
Sasoono 1
take the time to figure out what you're about to type before you do anything, it saves face. :)
KuroTori 2
Lulz. You're a bit of an idiot
WTF_its_emmy 0
go homos xD they're the best the rock it the best :D
B4SK3TB4IL 0
that was gay
Dadothy 8
Maybe he was just really pretty?
stormfyre 13
Drag queens aren't always gay.
Pastor_Rich 0
beaten by a drag queen, shave your unibrow and get a boob job
baby610 4
hard to beleive your a pastor...
ItsOkayImWhite 0
^hahaha, this.
captaincutie 1
I can't believe you a pastor ... AN OLD PASTOR AT THAT . Is saying that ... WTF has the world come to ?!
myaccount235 3
Wiiiiin
masterofflight 8
just because his nickname includes pastor doesn't mean he's a real pastor guys...I mean there are also 13 year olds who name themeselves "mister big ****" or something like this ;)
M13LO 0
and don't forget to learn how to cook!
thatonekid2010 0
Prom in October?
redbluegreen 41
Maybe it's not necessarily "prom" time, but there are other dances and events some might go out and buy a prom dress.
baby610 4
maybe she submitted this FML before but it barely got posted?
fox4744 3
If you buy them way early they're much cheaper and not as picked over
FAKEstfu 0
I was there... Tammy and I talked about you while you were changing. Trust me your shoulders are SO wrong for a strapless dress :)
waterkins 7
That was mean even if you meant it as a joke
mastory96 0
sorry. I meant LEARN CORRECT GRAMMAR. :) small correction.
doggie3 0
whoo! I luv gay people!!
grimmelok 0
FAIL being gay and cross dressing don't have to be related in any way.
mister_moops 0
oh sure, i've seen plenty of straight men wearing dresses.
deepereyes 0
Tha't's the best :))
iSmellNice 2
YDI for making it all one sentence.
PipXanadu 4
@11 there's periods there =P
magicbananas3 6
It's three sentences dumbass.