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Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 1:26pm - misc - by draggirl (woman) - United Kingdom

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Just put a sausage and a couple of plums in your panties and you'll look just as good in that dress as he does!

#25 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:36pm by perdix

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Aw, don't worry, drag queens always take care to ensure that their bodies are top-notch. :]

#27 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:49pm by Witchcraft

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