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Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8181) - you deserved it (13327)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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